It was read by Matt Berry. . . you might know him as Laszlo in the FX show"What We Do In the Shadows". Here are some reasons the guy did not succeed:
"It's too hot" 15 times . . . [followed by] . . . "It's too cold" three times.
"It's too late" 16 times . . . [followed by] . . . "It's too early" nine times.
"Pretending to sleep" 35 times.
"It will make the cat jealous" 18 times.
"I'm too drunk" 17 times.
"Is that all you think about" 83 times.
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